Volcom 2Stone 210 Fitted Hat - $19.46

Tattooing bowling-ball holes onto your shaven head was a classy move. Until your hair grows back, trust the Volcom 2Stone 210 Hat to cover up the evidence. The flexible band means the fit will stay easy when your mop returns to form. Getting rid of your new '4 Lok-dog' nickname, on the other hand, might be tougher. - $19.46