VonZipper Stache Sunglasses - $109.95

The Von Zipper Stache Sunglasses demand that you grow out a burly, 80s-style moustache and wear some plum smugglers. These retro sunglasses sport a blu-blocker style that'll look smashing with your one-piece ski suit. Von Zipper made these old school aviators with their lightweight and durable nylon grilamid frames so they'll be around well after you shave off your stache. Distortion-free polycarbonate lenses give you crystal clear vision while you're trimming your moustache or shaving lightning bolts into your mullet. - $109.95