VonZipper Panzer Sunglasses - $74.95

The sun doesn't wait to see the whites of your eyes before it fires off evil, damaging UV rays, so protect your baby blues with the Von Zipper Panzer Sunglasses. Massive impact-resistant lenses wrap around your eyes using a six-base curvature design that blocks volleys of harmful light without distorting your vision. In case you need to hit the deck, these tough, lightweight frames have burly stainless steel hinges you can bet your blitzkrieg on. - $74.95