VonZipper Metal Stache Sunglasses - $119.95

Slide on the Von Zipper Metal Stache Sunglasses. Now sit in your car and chug maple syrup while you caress your facial hair. Good, you're well on your way to keeping the peace. Wire-core temples hook over your ears to secure these sweet aviators to your face so you can pass out for a couple hours running speed traps and you won't wake up to find the Stache hanging out on the floor. On brutally bright days, the large CR-39 lenses give your eyes a break from the sun so you can concentrate on waxing the brim of your mountie lid and determining which party you want to break up when night falls. - $119.95