VonZipper Kickstand Sunglasses - Glass - Polarized - $249.95

Oh, what a night; it was the stuff legends are made of. But now you're going to need your Von Zipper Kickstand Sunglasses with polarized glass lenses in a big way. (You also probably want to make sure you don't stray too far away from a handy wall to lean on.) At least the Kickstand's hand-polished Light/Sight glass polarized lenses combine the optical superiority of glass with advanced glare-blocking polarization to offer your sand-dry, throbbing eyeballs more than a little protection from that nasty bright orb in the sky. As for what else ails you, we suggest a little hair of the dog. - $249.95