VonZipper Hoss Sunglasses - $62.97

Throw the Von Zipper Hoss Sunglasses on your mug and command the respect of your peers. These retro specs rock a large acetate frame that wraps your face in the swanky style of upper management. Von Zipper gave the Hoss glasses impact-resistant lenses that enhance clarity when you look down upon your minions and block UV light when you step out for a long lunch. Stainless steel hinges wont break when you snap on your assistant for bringing your coffee two minutes late. - $62.97