VonZipper Burnout Sunglasses - $64.95

Throw the Von Zipper Burnout Sunglasses over your bloodshot peepers after a long night at the tavern with your bros. This large frame sufficiently covers the evidence of your debauchery when you step into the blinding light of day, and the polycarbonate lenses block out glare to keep you from walking into a telephone pole or stepping in front of a bus. The tough nylon grilamid frame wont snap when you throw it in your pocket to dip inside for a much-needed cup of Joe. - $64.95