VonZipper Alysium Sunglasses - Polarized - $135.96

Crows' feet are only cool if they're hung around your neck and you're some kind of deranged witch-doctor who lives in a remote location and charges people coconuts in exchange for a convoluted fortune-telling. For dealing with the crows' feet that come from squinting into the sunlight, we recommend the VonZipper Alysium Polarized Sunglasses. The Alysium Polarized offers 100% UV protection, eliminates glare, and features sport-influenced RGNS rubber on the nose pads to help keep these shades in place for those arduous treks toward enlightenment. - $135.96