Volcom Vapato Chino Pant - Boys' - $32.97

Bad reports from teachers are never good, but when they say he claims the holes in his clothes are from gunshot wounds, then it's time to get him the Volcom Boys' Vapato Chino Pant and cut out the late-night television. This slim-fitting semi-stretchy chino can go a long way in classing up his image, but it might take a little more effort to get him past his zombie-killing obsession. At least the PU coating can help prevent stains from his fake blood capsules. - $32.97

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