Volcom Ex Factor Plaid Shirt - Long-Sleeve - Men's - $37.46

The Volcom X-Factor Plaid Shirt may be the missing piece of the puzzle to break your extended streak of strike-outs with The Ladies. The long-sleeve slim cut, asymmetrical back yoke, and logo embroidery show off your refined side and provide a glimmer of libido-quenching hope, until you slip up and mention the 'Witches, Warlocks and Wieners' convention you're attending next weekend. - $37.46