Volcom 2 x 4 Chino Pant - Men's - $32.70

Skating in a tuxedo is probably a little much, but you can still slip on the Volcom 2 X 4 Chino Pant and look a little classy while you kick the deck around town. The townsfolk might think a little more highly of you if they don't have to see your superhero boxers through your ragged, holey pants. Plus, with this tight-legged chino framing your slim lower body, the ladies might be a little more inclined to your unorthodox advances. - $32.70

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