Vestal ZR-3 Watch - $173.97

Vestals biggest watch to date, the ZR3 makes little pansy watches wet their dials. The stainless steel housing is so strong that only a karate chop from Bruce Lee could break it. And because its waterproof to 100m only Chuck Norris could hold his breath long enough, and swim deep enough, for it to spring a leak. - $173.97