Vestal Doppler Watch - $189.95

The Doppler Watch from Vestal will show you the time, and it also might hypnotize you into thinking you are a cat. A similar thing happened to you when you volunteered at a stage hypnotist show at the state fair, except, that time, the hypnotist had you convinced that you had grown a set of really great tits. Anyway, the Dopplers concentric rings and bold numbers are hip beyond belief and will have you in a trance the moment after you look at that watch face and slowly begin counting backwards from twelve, eleven, ten, nine, ei - $189.95