Stepchild Snowboards FTW Snowboard - $449.95

If every time you strap in you say 'F*** The World' and charge everywhere as fast as possible, the Stepchild FTW Snowboard is for you. The lightweight bamboo core is snappy and responsive, the Rocker profile helps you float effortlessly through powder and tear through chunder, and the Structurn sintered base will have you flying down every run at Mach speed. - $449.95