Stepchild Snowboards Dirtbag Snowboard - $167.97

Snowboarding is an expensive hobby for people like you that don't have what they call a 'steady income,' whatever that means. Between gas for your '96 POS, cheap beer, and gas station hotdogs, you barely have enough money for a snowboard, especially one that will hold up to hitting urban rails on the daily since you don't have a season pass. Luckily Stepchild made the Dirtbag Snowboard just for you. With a rugged Armorcore core and reinforced fiberglass plates in high-stress areas, it will hold up to a long season of abuse in the streets, and at under $300, it's a steal (except you won't go to jail for it this time). - $167.97