Skullcandy Smokin' Buds w/Mic - $24.95

There's a villain out there, coming after us. We can either sit and hope not to be victims, or we can put on the Skullcandy Smokin' Buds with Mic, a black tank top, and an old red bandana and go seek justice, vigilante-style. Or you can go on the news, have someone remix your long-winded, empty promise of justice, and earn your 15 minutes of fame. Then try to sell some shirts before you ultimately fizzle out. - $24.95