Sabre Way Kool Sunglasses - $89.95

If you need a pair of shades with throwback style but dont want another pair of cookie-cutter Rhey-Band knock-offs, the Sabre Way Kool shades could be for you. The handmade frame lets you feel smug as you stand around spraying about how over it you are, and the CR39 lenses resist shattering into your eyes when you finally get punched in the face for being an intolerable hipster shithead. - $89.95