Sabre No Control Sunglasses - $94.95

Its been a while since your last 24-hour hangover, but the pain is dominating your skull and the guy across from you on the plane just wontstoptalking. Slip on the Sabre No Control Sunglasses, nod politely once or twice, and then head off to dreamland. Unfortunately 100% UV protection doesnt mean your eyes are invisible to talkative perps, so you may want to take a permanent marker and draw open eyes on the lenses. - $94.95