Sabre No Control Optical Sunglasses - $104.95

Your new Sabre No Control Optical Sunglasses aren't prescription and they won't hide your eyes when you peer back at the cute bookworm checking you out (so be subtle). She doesn't know that you never graduated from art school and normally you wouldn't wear an argyle sweater, but your new glasses definitely help with your struggling screen- writer persona. Just sip your latte and casually turn the pages of your recent yard sale purchase of Mexico City Blues while you plan the best way to invite her to your band's next gig. - $104.95