Sabre Kozoi Sunglasses - $109.95

The Sabre Kozoi sunglasses bring the highly-sought-after I-just-got-my-eyes-dilated-at-the-optometrist look to your local bar scene. 100% UV protection is useful in case your eyes are dilated for some other, less-reputable reason, and the studded top frame will leave a wicked cross-hatch pattern in somebodys forehead if you can think of a good excuse to head-butt one of your friends. - $109.95