Royal Robbins Original Billy Goat Nylon Short - Men's - $24.98

You might be covered in dirt and buried somewhere deep in the backcountry, but the pleated Royal Robbins Men's Original Billy Goat Nylon Short has you looking sharp. Billy Goat nylon canvas dries lightning-quick and shrugs off abrasive sandstone, abusive bushwhacks, and the torture of your endless travels. You could wear cotton shorts, but then you'd just have tattered shreds of fabric hanging from your waist, which would look pretty caveman. - $24.98