Reef Quencha TQT Sandal - Men's - $21.57

The next time you notice a damsel in distress with a cold beverage in hand and no way to open it, you'll be able to save the day thanks to your Reef Men's Quencha TQT Sandals. Sure the peach-skin footbed and anatomic arch support are ridiculously comfortable, but they'll pale in comparison to the thirst-quenching, heroic bottle-opener. - $21.57