Quiksilver Full On Solid 2 Short - Men's - $31.20

The Quiksilver Full On Solid Short can't help you when ninjas invade your home in the middle of the night, duct-tape your mouth shut, and stuff you into the trunk of their super-stealth ninjamobile (it happens to be a sub-compact hybrid; these are eco-conscious ninjas). But hey, at least you'll be comfortable and looking good while they hold you for ransom. - $31.20