Quiksilver Cypher Brigg Board Short - Men's - $49.60

Given your penchant for wearing the same thing for days on end without changing, you should definitely check out the Quiksilver Cypher Briggs Men's Board Short. The four-way stretch Diamond Dobby fabric makes less contact with your skin to reduce chafing and rashes even after your fourth straight day of use, and it's flexible so you have freedom of movement, whether you're surfing or getting down at the club later that night. - $49.60