Osiris NYC83 High Skate Shoe - Men's - $37.48

If the Osiris Men\357\277\275s NYC83 Skate Shoe was around during a time best remembered for Reaganomics, and crack, at least you would have had something good going for you. Tacky soles stick to grip tape and would have been a real treat when you rode skateboards the size of picnic tables. The padded tongue and collar would have protected your foot during roundhouses to the head of crazy-eyed characters out to rob your ass. - $37.48