OneBallJay Bacon Pig Wax - $7.46

Your deadbeat roommate will get out of bed when its his turn to drive to the hill if you fire up the One Ball Jay Bacon Pig Wax in the morning. This hydrocarbon and natural wax blend smells like glorious bacon cooking on the stovetop when youre ironing the wax into your board. Do you best not to eat it as it will likely cause severe indigestion and death. One Ball Jay made the Bacon wax for all temperatures so you dont have to think too hard right after waking up. - $7.46