Oakley Oil Rig Sunglasses - Polarized - $200.00

Just because you were sent from the future to spoil the planet-choking effects of the oil industry doesn't mean you can't have sunglasses that fit your futuristic sense of style. The polarized Oakley Oil Rig Sunglasses help you blend in with the modern big-industry types while blocking your highly evolved eyes from the bright twenty-first century sun. A single, wide UV-blocking polarized lens provides exceptional coverage for your sensitive eyes, and provides great coverage for your medium-to-large face. Plus, its durable, angular frame clutches your face and ensures maximum optics at all angles, so you can keep an eye out as you wire the computer system to stop drilling and drive the oil back into the Earth. - $200.00