Oakley Judge II Watch - Stainless Band - $288.73

The Swiss are known for their delicious cheese. It goes perfectly with ham, especially on rye. Only slightly less famous is the Oakley Judge II Watch. 10-jewel Swiss movement ensures that you will never be late to court, and beautiful Oakley style will freak out the jury when you get there. The sub dial logs minutes and hours, so you will know exactly how long it takes for you to be tried, convicted, and sentenced, and the pure sapphire crystal with anti-reflective coating delivers the info, even under harsh interrogation-room lights. - $288.73

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