Norrna Lofoten Gore-Tex Pro Shell One-Piece Suit - Men's - $857.29

On the eve of the Apocalypse, those destined to survive will be clad in the Norrna Men's Lofoten Gore-Tex Pro Shell One-Piece Suit. In the meantime, the Lofoten One-Piece reigns as the most sicktastic powder suit on the planet, and in fact it's the only Gore-Tex Pro Shell one-piece that we know of. Sure, it's pricey, but so are unicorns and diamonds, and neither of them are guaranteed to keep you dry when it's been puking inches per hour for days on end. Norrna could have rested on its laurels with that alone but instead chose to give the Lofoten One-Piece plenty of storage pockets, and an insane color palette. - $857.29