Nixon Re-Run Watch - Men's - $99.95

Instead of reading leather-bound books in your mahogany-walled condo, put on the Nixon Re-Run Watch and head out for a glass of scotch. You may be attending the same party every night, but in no way is that sad when you wear the stainless steel Re-Run. The water-resistant mineral crystal dome keeps out the drool from swooning ladies, and the calendar lets you check when you have a free night to take her to pleasure town. Other features include dual time, alarm, light, and a countdown timer, as well as a sliding, locking closure that fits around your manly wrist despite an exquisite mane of arm hair. - $99.95