Nixon Newton Watch - Men's - $70.95

You dont have to be one of the most influential men in human history to sport the Nixon Mens Newton Watch, but this modern looking beauty will give the impression that youre smarter than you look. Strap on the Newton when you head down to the arcade, and show off its injected silicone band and hardened mineral crystal case. When the hottie wearing head gear and coke-bottle glasses notices your style, take her in the alley to show off the LED light and display. - $70.95