Nixon Americana Belt - Men's - $29.96

You used to haughtily make notches in your belt for all the wild women in your life until there was that one, you know, the one who got away and shattered your ego into a thousand pieces and who, consequently made you a reclusive sonnet-writing weirdo. Not too worry though, the Nixon American Belt can alleviate you from that lovely intangible ghost that haunts and torments your lonely, aching soul. The Americanas custom-cast buckle and smooth style (much like the enchanted chatelaine of your dreams) will have you saying they dont make them like this anymore as you turn off the lights and curl up in a fetal position. - $29.96