LRG Core Collection C-47 Denim Pant - Men's - $41.27

Smuggle hordes of inflatable sock puppets across the border, the merch safely stashed in the confines of your LRG Core Collection C-47 Denim Pants. When the border patrol gives you a funny look after strange squeaking noises emit from your ass when you sit down, peel off a twenty and look the other way. Soon you'll be raking it in through the lucrative world of black market inflatable sock puppet trading. - $41.27