Lorpen Tri-Layer Midweight Hiking Sock - Men's - $18.95

You figured that some day she would tell you to take a hike. Its a shame that she waited until November to do it. Luckily you have the Lorpen Mid-Weight Hiking Socks to keep your toe joints from locking up. If your lawyer is half as tough as your socks, you might have a chance. - $18.95