Lib Technologies Cygnus X1 BTX Snowboard - $1,619.97

If the Lib Tech Cygnus X1 BTX Snowboard were any more advanced, it would sprout tentacles that would work in through the bottom of your feet and eventually worm your way to your brain. But fortunately for you, Enhanced Banana and Vectran Torsion Rods already make the Cygnus X1 ride with mind-reading capabilities. - $1,619.97