KR3W Wilson Short - Men's - $26.37

If you manage to ignite your KR3W Wilson Shorts during your ill-fated 'rocket-powered skateboard' stunt attempt, they may still be more comfortable than the array of poser-wear your wheeled comrades are wearing. Just be sure to put a quick stop to the chorus of 'liar, liar, pants on fire' after you fail to deliver on your promise to land a backflip while lighting the rockets. - $26.37