KR3W Halo Watch - $64.95

Since theres probably not one around your head, you could use the KR3W Halo Watch around your wrist to help remind you of your mortality. The blackout digital module displays the time, date, and a chronograph while you tear across town and seek your kicks before the sun rises. The mineral crystal and polyurethane case are water-resistant to 50m (5 ATM) in case your wandering delivers you to a beach with a promiscuous member of the opposite sex. - $64.95