Head Skis USA Boneshaker 125 Ski - $561.71

Your line choice will rattle the gawkers, but, despite the name, bomb hard as you want; the ride on the Head Boneshaker 125 Ski is easy-glide. With a big, fat 125mm waist and floaty rockered tip and tail, it's not for the meek, but straightline-shooting, meat-hucking rippers. Get your rock on. - $561.71