Freewaters Dude Sandal - Men's - $28.76

After an evening doob and half-and-half run, it's easy to understand your confusion when a random dude in a tank top uses your head to clean the toilet and then pees on your rug. Well, at least the comfy and supportive Freewaters Men's The Dude Sandals send positive vibes up your spine to invoke a mellow perspective about everything. Brush it off for now, head for the lanes, and knock down some pins with the boys ... we're sure you'll come up with a plan to get your rug replaced. - $28.76