Folsom Skis Rapture Ski - $532.97

You'll be happy to have the rocker and early-taper shape of the Folsom Rapture Ski on your side when winter finally blankets the earth for all of eternity. The Rapture consumed one too many protein supplements in college, so it suffers from an overly aggressive attitude and a little extra girth at the waist. Tip and tail rocker keep you surfing across deep stashes, but when you're finally ready to chuck your meat into the wild blue yonder, it'll be the Rapture's rock-solid stability that saves you from botching the landing and becoming food for a wandering polar bear. - $532.97