Faction Skis Thirteen Ski - $382.05

Supremely straight, splendidly stiff, and decked out with a terrain-devouring 8mm of tip rocker, the Faction Skis Thirteen Ski is a nuclear-powered freight train that doesn't stop charging for anyone or anything. Only offered in the 'uhhh I think I just pooped myself' 194cm length, this flat-camber plank delivers rock-solid stability for stomping cliffs and sending big-mountain lines at frightening speeds. - $382.05