etnies Chevy Hat - $14.98

So you wake up in a foreign trailer, face-down in a puddle of your own worthlessness. Worry not. Throw the etnies Men's Chevy Hat over your mop and get the hell outta dodge. This snappy cap complements your 9-inch rat tail while you flee the scene, and it won't judge you too harshly when you stop at the Rear End strip club for some morning eggs and stale beer. - $14.98