Element Cornell 3 Pullover Hoodie - Boys' - $28.89

With the Element Cornell 3 Pullover Hoody, you can begin subtly brainwashing your son into wanting an Ivy-League education. But the joke's on him, since you can only afford to pay for community college. He'd better hope that colleges are offering scholarships for skateboarding and slacking by the time he's ready to apply. - $28.89