Electric Knoxville Sunglasses - $90.97

Forget to wear the Electric Knoxville Sunglasses at least a couple of days a week and they might hire a squad of ninja clowns to force feed you a gold fish. And unless you're into really... really, raw sushi, that wouldn't turn out to be a pleasurable experience. So you might as well just slide these lightweight squarish-frame shades on your face and protect your peepers from harmful UV rays everyday. Besides, clowns are scary. - $90.97