DVS Ragtop Skate Shoe - $30.22

You wake up in your neighbors hard again. Whatever. You can't find your pants. Whatever. So you slip on the DVS Ragtop Skate Shoe and don't lace it up. Whatever. This classic vulcanized canvas skate shoe goes with your slow and meaningless flow thanks to its elastic tongue. You can lace it up like a regular shoe or just slip it on and drown your hangover in at least ten pancakes. Afterward, if you can move, you could head to the park and squeeze in a session with the grippy, durable rubber sole. - $30.22