Dragon Vantage Sunglasses - $74.95

Lure more recruits into the bar's patio party with help from the Dragron Vantage Sunglasses, which help you spot thirsty-looking pedestrians on the street before they can get out of range of your friendly insults. A strong and flexible nylon frame employs an 8-base curvature to wrap around your sun-soaked face, and the 100% UV protecting polycarbonate lenses ensure that the sun's harsh rays are completely blocked out. - $74.95

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