Dragon Mace Goggle - $80.97

Pull the Dragon Mace Goggle over your slightly-larger-than-average face to protect your optical orbs from the retina-zapping rays of the sun. With 100-percent UV protection, your squinty eyes finally get the healthy shelter they need to help you spot landings in the park, spot roaches in the gondola, and get a righteous goggle tan before New Years. - $80.97