DC Relaxed Fit Denim Pant - Men's - $35.70

Relax, man. Your DC Relaxed Fit Denim Pants don't care whether or not you get to work on time. Come to think of it, neither does your boss, since he fired you three weeks ago for taping ass photocopies all over his car. It's all good, though: a medium-rise front adds a touch of comfort to unemployment, and 16-inch leg openings offer extra hiding space for the rest of those copies. - $35.70