DC Clap Beanie - $18.00

When your thoughtless, night-time debauchery causes painful side effects, pull on the DC Clap Beanie, a pair of identity-concealing shades, and go see the doc. Give a fake name and keep the loose-fitting acrylic beanie pulled down to hide most of your faceespecially when the cute nurse comes in to ask you about your symptoms. - $18.00