DAKINE Waterman Rashguard - Short-Sleeve - Men's - $26.37

No doctor will take the risk to surgically transform you into a dolphin, but slipping on the lightweight DAKINE Waterman Rashguard could be the next best thing. The super-lightweight polyester mesh fabric dries quickly, blocks the sun's rays, and prevents the stinging rash from your surfboard. Its loose fit also feels good when you're sipping on a cold one after a long wave-riding session. - $26.37